My friend compared seto kaiba to elon musk and ruined my life

coughloop:

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe’s chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy’s thick russet potato dip shit skull

faewrite:

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losing my mind at this gem i found on reddit

lamberts:

Edgin + making Xenk smile

iwannabealice:

xenk: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized

edgin: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

xenk: that one. i want that one

lamberts:

#turns out he gave up easy #he gave up so easy

yellenabelova:

#Don’t tell me it’s not them

spacelazarwolf:

spacelazarwolf:

had to unfollow yet another leftist on tik tok after i heard them say “oh those conspiracy theories that say there are a group of elites ruling the planet aren’t conspiracy theories they’re true there really is a group of elites running the planet” BESTIES YOU CAN BE ANTICAPITALIST WITHOUT USING ANTISEMITISM AS A TOOL. WHETHER OR NOT YOU PERSONALLY THINK JEWS ARE THE SECRET CABAL OF RICH PEOPLE RUNNING THE WORLD YOU ARE STILL PLAYING INTO ANTISEMITISM BY USING THAT RHETORIC. PLEASE USE UR BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!

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it literally is exactly this.

dependablecar:
“pjharvey:
“this is still the realest thing a celebrity has ever said
”
me too, nicole. me too.
”

dependablecar:

pjharvey:

this is still the realest thing a celebrity has ever said

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me too, nicole. me too.

nessa007:

#i love doing a rewatch of my fave shows and seeing my ships interact for the first time #and being like “that’s the future love of your life right there”

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aimeegbbs:

#trying to manifest that your fave is canonically queer

the-swift-tricker:

obviously the greatest crime in new girl was making winston a cop because acab but also because winston’s true calling was to be a private detective imo

t00thpasteface:

at the risk of sounding like a raving lunatic, i think one of my favorite trekkie memes/posts is that one where someone comments on a screenshot of tos and asks if sulu is texting, because it PERFECTLY encapsulates star trek’s strange little place at the intersection of pop culture and the tech world:

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like listen… 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go “ok how would someone who’s used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?”

and over half a century later our own tech has surpassed the clunky retrofuture gizmos in so many ways, no doubt inspired by it, that now someone two decades into the 21st century sees an actor in the 60s holding some tiny rectangular plastic prop in both hands and immediately recognizes it as “oh, sulu’s texting!” now THAT is a called shot. hell, that’s putting your money on a roulette wheel in a casino that hasn’t been built yet. i LOVE it. it’s so star trek. sulu is absolutely texting.