incorrect-house-of-nine:

Augustine: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Alecto” support group, where we gather to say a collective “fuck you!” to that horrific excuse of a ‘person’, but first a word from out newest member. 

Harrow: *visibly sweating* … So..I may have misunderstood!

mortuarybees:

the left will fail and keep failing as long as it doesn’t offer joy or a vision of the future. Like chris smalls and the union organizers didn’t win by writing scathing op-eds about Amazon and sending out long dry newsletters with donation links about Amazon’s unfair labor practices to employees, they won by literally meeting people where they were at, at the bus stop where the workers gathered to go home, and hosting cookouts and bonfires. He ate with people and smoked with them and talked to them about their lives and the job, about their rights as workers and how life could be better. He brought joy to them!!! And food and community!! And that’s how one of the biggest victories for labor in a century was won. If I can’t dance I don’t want to be in your revolution

blurglesmurfklaine:

“I’m gonna be normal about consuming this piece of media”

*narrator voice* she was, in fact, not normal about consuming this piece of media

deaderthandoubledead:

We stan a man who can make fun of his height

samdyke:

Good evening, “Bisexual Misha Collins” was a 72 hour sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

orteil42:

every pro-NFT article i’ve read tries so very hard to pretend people haven’t spent decades commissioning art online just fine without crypto

isnt-it-pretty:

Back at it again with a new Tammy meme

alinaartorius:

Some colored dogs (mostly griddlehark) from my sketchbook

guinevereslancelot:

in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her

scottishsafehouse:

SCHOOL should always be your second priority. your first priority should always be committing STRANGE behaviors with your FRIENDS

intj-confessions:

anxietyproblem:

Daniel L. has it right

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

tumblr SHIELD. for 3 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post would appear on your dash, a pre-loaded post of yours instead appears on the dashboard of the person who tried to blaze you

tumblr BLAST. for 5 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post of yours would be blocked by tumblr shield, it instead appears in all caps at the top of the shielded person’s dashboard for an hour and flashes violently whenever they try to block it

tumblr POSSESS. for 200$ a day you can post using another person’s blog, though you cannot change their blog in any other way nor delete their previous posts. at the end of the day they receive half of the 200 dollars

tumblr TRUE SIGHT. for 6$ monthly you can see when a blog is possessed. tumblr SCRY. for 30$ a day you can read other blogs’ private messages

tumblr POWER WORD KILL. for a one time payment of 6,666 bucks, you can delete another blog entirely. tumblr notifies all of that blog’s mutuals that you killed them. each user can only use this feature once, and thereafter loses the ability to use any of the other tumblr spells. you must have been a user for at least 10 years to use this feature

tumblr UNDENIABLE SUMMONS. for 35$ you enchant a blog such that they cannot post again until they answer your ask. alternatively, you can simply set a price point of your choosing which they will receive if they choose to answer the ask (though they are not obligated to)

tumblr ENTHRALL. for 4$ a month you can use gifs as your icon again

tumblr FAMILIAR. for 5$ a month, you summon a small, cute familiar—such as a crab, snail, owl or frog—which can carry small messages onto your mutuals’ dashboards for you. owning a familiar also protects you from being tumblr POSSESSed by anyone but your own mutuals

tumblr REFLECT. for a one time payment of 100 dollars, the next time someone attempts to use POWER WORD KILL on you, they are deleted instead. there is no way of knowing whether someone has this feature active

pileofknives:

zeesqueere:

ohtehnoeszombies:

roylitchi:

when people put “trigger warning” on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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does it?

does it though?

Fuck is going on here

ajani:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

jame7t:

gunkopopfigurine:

jame7t:

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

both kinds?

…there’s two?

hang on let me google something real quick

we should all implode and die forever actually